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by Boris Reznik

There once was a lady who lived in a shoe,
She went out in the cold and contracted the flu,
She took tylenol,
Then the sweat of a troll,
And several weeks later she went to the zoo.

anonymous



These are a few of my favorite things;
videos, cd's, movies and mittens,
candy and chocolate and cute little kittens
flowers and diamonds and money and trees
and the rest of this poem is over because
nothing else i like rhymes with trees

anonymous



Some Lists for All to Enjoy

Top 5 reasons for my learning of HTML

  1. HTML in 24 Hours was not on Oprah's book of the month list.
  2. Too much free time on my hands.
  3. C++ was too easy.
  4. The chicks dig a guy who can create his own webpage.
  5. Why not?

Why television is good